Naked Humor – Funny Sexy Crazy

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Marital Jokes

. When should you love thy neighbor?
When her husband’s away on business.

. How is a wife like bacon?
They both look, smell, and taste amazing. They also both slowly kill you.

. What’s the difference between “incomplete” and “finished”??
A man without a wife feels incomplete. Once married, he’s finished.

. What’s the difference between men and women?
Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake their entire marriage.

. Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

. Wife: “Can I spend $20,000 on breast implants?”
Husband: “Why don’t you just rub toilet paper all over your chest?”
Wife: “I don’t get it.”

. Some people say their wedding was the best day of their lives.
I’m guessing they’ve never had two candy bars fall out of the vending machine simultaneously.

Prankster Girl – One Eyed
A husband says to his wife, I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me happy and sad both at the same time.
“She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, “Your p*nis is bigger than your brother’s.”
Ass me again and why I like hiking
What is six inches long, two inches wide, and makes everyone go crazy?
“A $100 bill.”
Happy to Help
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, “Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?
“The boyfriend says, “Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again.”
Can’t hold me down
Removal service
God is real
Who’s the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
“The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.”
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
“The more you play with it, the harder it gets.”
Reflections. Your boobs look like ass.