Marital Jokes
| . When should you love thy neighbor? . How is a wife like bacon? . What’s the difference between “incomplete” and “finished”?? . What’s the difference between men and women? . Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong. . Wife: “Can I spend $20,000 on breast implants?” . Some people say their wedding was the best day of their lives. |
| A husband says to his wife, I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me happy and sad both at the same time. “She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, “Your p*nis is bigger than your brother’s.” |
| What is six inches long, two inches wide, and makes everyone go crazy? “A $100 bill.” |
| A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, “Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means? “The boyfriend says, “Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again.” |
| Who’s the most popular guy at the nudist colony? “The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.” |
| What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common? “The more you play with it, the harder it gets.” |
